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I'd love to know, what’s one hunting mistake you’ll always remember? Maybe it was that moment your scope went busted, or you realized the boots you wore were totally wrong, or perhaps you spooked the game way too soon. I’d love to hear your stories. Let’s swap some lessons and have a good laugh along the way!
 
A few seasons back, I was on a solo elk hunt. I got to spot a beautiful bull moving through a clearing. I got all set up, lined everything up perfectly... and then, nothing. My scope had fogged up so badly that I couldn't see a single thing šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø It turned out I’d foolishly left my rifle in the truck overnight, and the drastic shift from cold to warm had turned it into a mist machine. I tried to wipe it off, but by the time I finally got a clear view, that bull was already long gone.

I still kick myself for that one. These days, I treat my optics like they're pure gold. I always store my rifle in the cab, make sure the lens caps are on, and I even carry a microfiber cloth in my chest pocket just in case. It was a tough lesson, but boy, did it stick with me.

Isn't it funny how those little mishaps tend to teach us way more than when everything goes off without a hitch? I can’t wait to hear everyone’s stories about their ā€˜well, that definitely didn’t go as planned’ moments. They’re honestly half the fun when we’re all swapping stories :ROFLMAO:
 
I’ll never forget that November morning when I made the rookie mistake of wearing the wrong boots. I thought I could brave the cold and wet with my lightweight hikers. What was I thinking? By the second hour, my feet were completely soaked and freezing. It was so bad that I had to cut the hunt short. Trust me, I learned my lesson the hard way. Your gear really does matter, especially when mother nature decides to throw a curveball at you.
 
It was the first time my Dad took me hunting and I wasn't even in school yet. My Dad had 10 brothers and 2 sisters. All of my uncles still living at home and my Grandpa was along on this squirrel hunt on family land. We were in a long line and doing the walk and stalk. Dad and Grandpa were teaching me to walk "Injun" style through the Oak leaves. I was looking down, trying my best to NOT make any noise like them and BOOM! I look up and saw a to me, Monster squirrel falling. Dad told me to go get it and I took off. I grabbed it by the tail, and it started pooping...I just stood there holding it out from my body, still twitching.... Daddy said "Bring it here." I told him "As soon as it gets done pooping I'll bring it to you." Grandpa was grinning from ear to ear and my uncles were laughing. Grandpa told Dad "You've got a smart little man right there, he doesn't want that squirrel to mess on him, but he's not afraid to grab it." That was in the 1960s, and they kidded me about that for a LONG time.
 
One weekend many years ago, my son and I went to a power line to hunt for the evening. After about an hour he had to pee. I told him to go s little ways back the way we came in as I have never seen a deer come from that direction. As soon as he went, I heard a commotion and he came running back to me wide eyed. He said he jumped a big buck, laying right beside the trail we used coming in and it was the biggest buck he had ever seen.

Fast forward 1 week....
I worked off on Friday morning at 5;30 and drove straight to the same power line. I chose a spot on the side of a hill where I could see 2 ridges over on the power line. After sitting all day and not seeing a single deer, I was starting to think I was jinxed.

About 3:30 that afternoon, 2 squirrels started playing beside me and I was grateful for the action. At 4pm, I thought one of them was back. At 4:10, I heard it again but closer. I looked up the hill, over my right shoulder and there, not 25 yards away, stood the biggest whitetail buck I have ever seen while actively hunting. He was a mainframe 10 point and well outside his ears. We had a stare down because, being a right handed shooter, my rifle was in my lap pointing the wrong direction.

After a brief stare down, he put his head down and started swinging it back and forth as they do when they see something but aren't quite sure what it might be. Whatever he decided that I was, he didn't like it in his area and here he came, straight at me, at a full run. With only seconds to decide what to do, I swept my rifle around, single handedly, and yanked the trigger. I guess that a 7mag going boom in his face, at about 10 feet, was more than he could take as he turned and went back into the woods from which he had come.

I sat there for an hour, until it was completely dark, and smoked 9 cigarettes. As I did, I had a disturbing thought. That deer had come looking for me. Let me explain....

Since I had been there all day, I had gone the way I least expected deer to come from to pee 3 times. No one, not even God himself, will ever convince me that he didn't smell where I had peed and come looking for me. It must have made him mad and he was seeking vengeance.

Lesson learned. I have, ever since, paid a lot more attention to random noises in the woods.
 
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Went to a rock bluff creek bottom that I used to hunt and put out a lot of estrous doe scent. Doing so I got it on my hunting glove. I worked my way up a bluff with a small ceader tree to my back i took my seat. There was young pines planted on behind me which made good bedding areas and also on the other side of the creek. I removed my stinking gloves and laid them behind me.after a short sit in just felt like something was behind me. When I slowly turned my head a huge buck had slipped up behind me and his head was under the ceader tree smelling my gloves. Gun across my lap i made the quickest attempt i could to turn shoulder and fire my rifle. Yeah he was faster than me! I just sat down and had a good laugh.if your thinking that I should have heard him think about two creeks coming together and the sound of rushing water.
 
One weekend many years ago, my son and I went to a power line to hunt for the evening. After about an hour he had to pee. I told him to go s little ways back the way we came in as I have never seen a deer come from that direction. As soon as he went, I heard a commotion and he came running back to me wide eyed. He said he jumped a big buck, laying right beside the trail we used coming in and it was the biggest buck he had ever seen.

Fast forward 1 week....
I worked off on Friday morning at 5;30 and drove straight to the same power line. I chose a spot on the side of a hill where I could see 2 ridges over on the power line. After sitting all day and not seeing a single deer, I was starting to think I was jinxed.

About 3:30 that afternoon, 2 squirrels started playing beside me and I was grateful for the action. At 4pm, I thought one of them was back. At 4:10, I heard it again but closer. I looked up the hill, over my right shoulder and there, not 25 yards away, stood the biggest whitetail buck I have ever seen while actively hunting. He was a mainframe 10 point and well outside his ears. We had a stare down because, being a right handed shooter, my rifle was in my lap pointing the wrong direction.

After a brief stare down, he put his head down and started swinging it back and forth as they do when they see something but aren't quite sure what it might be. Whatever he decided that I was, he didn't like it in his area and here he came, straight at me, at a full run. With only seconds to decide what to do, I swept my rifle around, single handedly, and yanked the trigger. I guess that a 7mag going boom in his face, at about 10 feet, was more than he could take as he turned and went back into the woods from which he had come.

I sat there for an hour, until it was completely dark, and smoked 9 cigarettes. As I did, I had a disturbing thought. That deer had come looking for me. Let me explain....

Since I had been there all day, I had gone the way I least expected deer to come from to pee 3 times. No one, not even God himself, will ever convince me that he didn't smell where I had peed and come looking for me. It must have made him mad and he was seeking vengeance.

Lesson learned. I have, ever since, paid a lot more attention to random noises in the woods.
I’m right there with you on the scent thing. Big bucks definitely have their quirks. I’ve seen some old bruisers make their way across a whole ridge just to check out where my buddy spat his chewing tobacco… so yeah, I can totally see a dominant buck honing in on where you took a leak. These old mountain monarchs treat anything new like a challenge. I can also totally relate with that stare-down moment. When you’re stuck with your rifle pointed the wrong way and suddenly realize the woods have thrown you into a situation you weren’t ready for, it gets real. Your lesson is solid. The older I get, the more I pay attention to the little sounds. The forest can go from peaceful to ā€œsomething’s watching meā€ in a heartbeat after you’ve had a close encounter like that.

Awesome story!
 
Went to a rock bluff creek bottom that I used to hunt and put out a lot of estrous doe scent. Doing so I got it on my hunting glove. I worked my way up a bluff with a small ceader tree to my back i took my seat. There was young pines planted on behind me which made good bedding areas and also on the other side of the creek. I removed my stinking gloves and laid them behind me.after a short sit in just felt like something was behind me. When I slowly turned my head a huge buck had slipped up behind me and his head was under the ceader tree smelling my gloves. Gun across my lap i made the quickest attempt i could to turn shoulder and fire my rifle. Yeah he was faster than me! I just sat down and had a good laugh.if your thinking that I should have heard him think about two creeks coming together and the sound of rushing water.
I would have done exactly what you did! When your gear picks up a scent, it’s like a total gamble. Sometimes it scares off every deer for miles, and other times, it attracts the biggest buck you’ve seen in ages. It’s amusing how unpredictable they are/. If it helps, I’ve been outsmarted by a buck while trying to lift my rifle from my lap. They definitely don’t give you any extra time, that’s for sure.

That sounds like one heck of a hunt, even without firing a shot.
 

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